suicide_bear: A bear holding a dead lady.  Text reads: HUNGER (hunger)
[personal profile] suicide_bear
Some of my associates in another house have just offered me a proposition. I come over and stay with them for a day or two...And get to eat their math professor.

I've already mentioned here my utter and complete disdain for the taste of math professor as a dish. However, this would be a matter of population control, since my associates explained to me that she does not get the concept of test anxiety and is stupid enough to act as if they simply do not understand the concepts involved when nontest grades show otherwise. So, perhaps I would be doing the world a favor by eating a snack. Then it would be a win-win situation for us all.

I'm only sad I couldn't bring my soulless mate Agatha with me. Or Sin. She'd enjoy that too, but this is a one bear affair. My associates made that clear.

So, today I'm digging through all of Mikaela's cookbooks, searching...and not finding a single recipe for a marinade or topping that goes well with the numberful taste of math professor. Ugggh. Do any of you know any? I would imagine the one I use on smoked hooker would almost work. But gonorrhea has a slightly different tang than algebraic equations. Whatever will I do.

Also, I'm stuffing Mikaela's iPhone up my ass for the journey. I finally managed to get the Hello Kitty case off mine, and have replaced it with something more... fitting.

Also, I was surfing around the bay of evil, and found this but since the person cannot even fucking spell the word bloody properly, I hold out little hope for the awesomeness of the item. *Sigh* Maybe I should eat that seller too while I am gone.

Date: 2013-07-16 05:43 pm (UTC)
fonetiks: Cherry blossoms. My name slides in, bounces, then fades out. (LDD|Evil Queen)
From: [personal profile] fonetiks
Awww, you left just before The Evil Queen arrived. You'd like her. Just don't ever eat any apples she offers you.

Speaking of apples, I do need my phone. And also speaking of apples, maybe some kind of apple marinade or the apples dish they have at Cracker Barrel would kind of, sort of cover the ungodly horrible taste of numbers? I don't know. Maybe there's no way to make math teachers and numbers nom-worthy. But it would be a great service to the world if you could thin out the masses by eating all the math teachers and ALL THE NUMBERZ!

P.S. Try the Indian Cuisine cookbook. Those Indian spices can cover up ANYTHING.
Edited Date: 2013-07-16 05:43 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-07-16 07:31 pm (UTC)
fonetiks: Cherry blossoms. My name slides in, bounces, then fades out. (667)
From: [personal profile] fonetiks
Let me know if you find that book, by the way. Mommie Dearest moved my shit around and I'm not sure where it is. And thank you for giving back my iPhone.

ETA: I have an LDD teddy bear in my Amazon check out cart for next time I can buy something. It's this one:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0073HNONS/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER
Edited Date: 2013-07-16 07:37 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-07-16 08:01 pm (UTC)
jiyuu: blue butterflies (Default)
From: [personal profile] jiyuu
AWWWW <3 He's cuuuute! Also, he's one of the ones who comes with a teacup. This means he has a table leg. You can put it on a coffin lid to make a tea table. EPIC!

Date: 2013-07-16 08:09 pm (UTC)
fonetiks: Cherry blossoms. My name slides in, bounces, then fades out. (LDD|Agatha)
From: [personal profile] fonetiks
Agatha came with a table leg, too. And a skull-shaped tea cup, but Bindi found it and took off with it. :o(

Date: 2013-07-31 02:02 pm (UTC)
fonetiks: Cherry blossoms. My name slides in, bounces, then fades out. (7 sins|gluttony)
From: [personal profile] fonetiks
Now you know how it feels.

Date: 2013-08-25 07:02 pm (UTC)
fonetiks: Cherry blossoms. My name slides in, bounces, then fades out. (cannabis|gay pot)
From: [personal profile] fonetiks
So... let's get to the point. Let's roll another joint. (Or, as early 90's radio put it: Let's roll another nouuuungeeee.)

Blah Blah Blah

suicide_bear: An evil teddy bear. (Default)
The Bear