suicide_bear: Me taking a bong hit... before eating orphans. (BONG HIT)
[personal profile] suicide_bear
I smoked a blunt last night. I felt all gangsta and shit. Mikaela wasn't too pleased because she thought I'd lit cat shit on fire and was smoking that, until I showed her the cherry blunt papers I'd managed to sneak into her grocery cart (she has a huge purse and not much in it, so I had hidden myself and grabbed things I needed off shelves and stuck them in the cart when she wasn't looking). She apologized, like a little bitch, and wondered why cat shit would smell like cherries. Herp derp derp. Fucking genius, this one is. *points to Mikaela over shoulder* But, being decent as I can muster toward her, for her letting me stay here and not treating me like shit, I offered her some. Then we listened to metal music. I must say, I really do like "Jesus Christ Homosexual" by Corporate Avengers, "The Bondage Song" by London After Midnight, and anything by Rob Zombie. But I got a bad case of the munchies. Thank goodness my lock-picking skillz are so up to date. I wonder how long before the feds find the bodies, snug and cold in their beds? Oh, and I highly recommend "Firestarter" by Prodigy. That is all.

Date: 2013-07-30 09:56 pm (UTC)
fonetiks: Cherry blossoms. My name slides in, bounces, then fades out. (cannabis|up in smoke)
From: [personal profile] fonetiks
I figure if you can roll a blunt with those claws maybe I can with these hands. Will you teach me? Pretty please?????

Date: 2013-07-31 01:46 pm (UTC)
fonetiks: Cherry blossoms. My name slides in, bounces, then fades out. (cannabis|Stoner Bear)
From: [personal profile] fonetiks
I'd shake on it, but I don't want my wrist clawed in the wrong spot. So... *fist bump*
Edited Date: 2013-07-31 01:48 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-09-06 12:54 am (UTC)
fonetiks: Cherry blossoms. My name slides in, bounces, then fades out. (Burton-craziness)
From: [personal profile] fonetiks
And they say marijuana dulls decision making skills. I call bullshit!

Date: 2013-07-31 06:15 am (UTC)
asfreeasleaves: A person wearing a denim jacket. On the back of their jacket is the word defiance. (Default)
From: [personal profile] asfreeasleaves
*Splorfle*

Date: 2013-08-20 06:36 pm (UTC)
asfreeasleaves: A person wearing a denim jacket. On the back of their jacket is the word defiance. (Default)
From: [personal profile] asfreeasleaves
It means you're hilarious. <3

-Lilly

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