suicide_bear: Me, slowly turning into a zombie bear. (The Becoming)
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What is the main thing that makes/made you want to go to school?: Fleshy teachers.
What was the best present that you have ever gotten?: My soulless mates, Sin and Agatha.
What is your favorite magazine?: Cannabilism & Fine Wines
If you could have any pet in the world, what kind would you get?: A lobster, with garlic butter for dipping.
What was the first CD that you bought?: Some 4-Non Blondes shit. Don't judge!
Do you have a favorite type of water? What type?: The kind with fermented grapes in it.
What do you think of the Jonas Brothers?: Delish!
Describe your favorite pair of sunglasses.: I see them laying in an abandoned field, next to my most recent dinner's remains...
What is your favorite cereal?: Wife Crispies.
What was your favorite Halloween costume?: Do you think I fucking need one? Come on!
Do you like cats?: Too many fleas. And they kind of freak me out, to be honest.
What is your favorite song right now?: "The Lord is a Monkey" by Butthole Surfers. Mikaela, you have some fucked up shit on this computer.
How often do you read for fun?: Wh- wh- what is this "fun" you speak of?
Do you read the newspaper?: Sometimes, if it's ledgible after I've cleaned my face and paws with it.
What color car do you own/want?: A yellow and red Tonka bug.
What do you think of the show American Idol?: American Idiot.
Who was your least favorite teacher?: Mikaela's seventh grade maths teacher. She tasted like a fucking vegan.
Is there a song that you absolutely late?: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic. (((earworm)))
Do you like dancing? Have you ever taken a dance class?: Uh, no.
If you won a million dollars what would you buy first?: Adele.
What color is your bedspread?: I don't have my own but I'm currently using Jaimie's black and white blanket.
What kind of phone do you have?: A Hello Kitty fucking iPhone.
What was the weirdest show that you watched as a kid?: When Polar Bears Attack. Ok, first of all, they don't attack. They're total pansies.
Do you like country music?: Noooo! Shit! If your wife left again, the dog ran away, your gun don't shoot, you're drunk again, and your momma don't love you... maybe you're the issue.
What color socks are you wearing?: I'm not.
Do you remember what you last took a picture of?: I was smoking a joint and giving the finger but Mikaela erased it.
What time do you normally get up at?: Whenever the fuck I want.
At what time do you normally go to bed?: See above.
How often do you text?: Rarely.
What is something that you did, but quit or left early?: Paris Hilton. I'm not explaining this one.
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suicide_bear: A teddy in the attic. Text: Trauma: life in the attic. (Attic)
Don't let it bring you down.
Created by chasingghosts and taken 56 times on Bzoink
Are you any good at packing a suitcase?: Very. I can even pack myself into a suitcase and zip it from the inside.
What are you hungry for right now, if anything?: Human flesh alongside a nice pinot noir.
Have you ever had a white hot chocolate? What did you think?: Absolutely not! Do I look like some kind of pansy-ass chocolate-lover?!
What will you be doing in twenty minutes from now?: Brooding.
Is there anybody in your house's bathroom right now?: Nobody.
Do you ever get eczema?: I get the mange.
What's your opinion on Miley Cyrus' new look?: I wouldn't eat that ugly, attention-seeking loser for anything. Yuck!
Have you ever witnessed a serious physical fight?: I've started many.
How much does gas cost in your area?: It's free. *fart*
Are you a fidgety sort of person?: Very.
What was the last thing you ordered at a restaurant?: A filet mignon, raw, a berry and truffle salad with a creamy dressing and a bottle of Jack.
Do you know how the politics of your country work?: The politics in the Land of Attic are pretty straight-forward. You're fucked. The entire Land is fucked.
How do you like to spend your alone time?: Jacking off.
Have you ever mowed a lawn?: Unless this is an innuendo, no.
Is there anyone you would do literally anything for?: hahaha NO.
On average, how many hours a day do you spend online? : Most of them. There isn't jack shit to fucking do here.
Is there an aquarium in your town or city?: There are two in this condo.
Have you ever done a "knock-and-run" prank?: Kind of. But they came after me and I had my machete ready.
When was the last time you were yelled at? What had you done wrong?: I get yelled at daily for trying to eat people.
Do you enjoy corn on the cob?: I enjoy Korn on the cob. Metal artists taste awesome!
Is there anything good on television at this very moment?: When Animals Attack. *fap fap fap*
What's your mood like today?: Surly.
Have you ever bought alcohol or cigarettes for someone underage?: Yes, and I am not proud of it, but hell they fell for my trap and made delicious dinner.
If you haven’t, would you ever do so?: ...
Under what circumstances do you think it would be okay?: Hunger!
Do you do your laundry regularly, or do you let it pile up?: I'm a bear for fuck's sake! I don't HAVE laundry.
Did you ever play Habbo Hotel when you were younger?: I played Life in the Attic. It sucked.
What about Neopets?: I once got carried off and chewed on by the family beagle, if that counts.
What's your favourite Thanksgiving dish?: The person stuffing the turkey.
Have you ever had the privilege of sleeping in a waterbed?: No. I wish! My claws would make that a bad idea.
Have you ever had to comfort a friend over the death of a loved one?: I laugh when people die.
When did you last watch fireworks? Did you kiss someone underneath?: I ate someone beneath them nine nights ago. It was awesome.
In your opinion, what's the ideal age to start having children?: They taste best around the age of 18-months, when they're chubby and juicy and put up a bit of a fight.
Have you ever stabbed a friend in the back, intentionally or not?: Literally and intentionally.
Do you have a last.fm account? If so, what's your opinion of it?: What's that mean? Last Fucking Moron?
Are you a seafood person?: I like sailor if I need something salty.
Have you ever had to lick a ton of postage stamps and envelopes?: Now why would I do that when I have Agatha? GET TO LICKING, WOMAN!
What's the longest you've ever slept in one go?: Sixteen hours on a park bench in Russia after a very hefty meal of cop.
Do you check the weather forecast everyday?: I could give a shit less. It's weather. Not like checking it can change it.
How far away does your best friend live?: He's dead. :o(
What did you have for breakfast this morning?: Joellen. It was a complex flavor mix of bitterness, goo, and something like how old people smell.
Have you ever dated someone with an accent different than yours?: I have an English accent and Agatha has had her tongue cut out. Does that count?
What’s the worst thing you've ever smelled?: Roses.
How long does your phone last before needing to be charged?: Well the one I'm borrowing right now needs it every other day 'cause I'm on it a lot.
Have you ever worked two jobs at once?: Eating and beating.
Who does most of the housework around your house?: AGATHA! GET TO WORK, DAMMIT!
How many glasses of water do you drink a day?: I dislike water. Is there water in wine?
Documentaries: interesting or boring?: I like the ones about serial killers and stuff.
What brand is your desktop or laptop?: I'm using an HP right now.
Have you ever spoken badly about someone then realised they were behind you: No, they were right in front of me.
Do you enjoy the smell and taste of cinnamon?: TIGERS HATE CINNAMON! THEY LOVE PEPPER! But yeah, I do.
If you use Snapchat, have you ever had a screenshot taken of you?: I thought that read snapsnatch and was going to say I've probably used it.
Who were you last in a car with and where were you going?: 1957, to get ice cream.
How old is your youngest cousin?: I have no family.
When was the last time you ate tacos?: I ate a Mexican in a taco a week ago. With salsa verde. Highly reccommended.
Does caffeine effect you, or not so much?: I don't drink it. I'm wound up enough. And it gives me the runs.
Who was the last person you annoyed?: Everyone.
Do you have central air in your home?: No, it's noncentrical. Asshat.
What is your favourite flavour of cake?: Mince pie. Like the kind in "Sweeney Todd".
Do you make your bed everyday?: AAAAGATHAAAA! MAKE THE FUCKING BED!
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A 3D graphic Mikaela made for me of The Bear with blood dripping down the lettering.

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suicide_bear: An evil teddy bear. (Default)
The Bear